I can handle a nice cream, or even an ivory (which one of mine happens to be), but when you start playing around with shades of pinks or even greens and grays, like what are you thinking? If you want a sash or if some details are colored, fine. But an entirely pink wedding dress? Girl this is not your bat miztvah or your sweet 16, take it off. You will have plenty of other times you can wear a blue dress.
You don’t look shocking and surprising, you look stupid.
We are all laughing at you.
edit/// fine okay maybe i’m just laughing at you. but whatever, I’m still right.