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Jan 11 '12

I cannot wait until sex is my priority source of cardio activity.

Last week I decided (along with 7 million other people) to start taking running seriously again. Except I didn’t really have time when Chase was home all day, and then I went to Chicago, so today was day three of intense running. Now, I have some health reasons, but primarily, I just want to look good at my wedding. So yes it’s only day three and so far I’ve run 23 miles, and let me just tell you….it sucks. My legs are in so much pain. Literally laying down right now is brutal, I just want to chop them off.

So here I am, I am going to make a vow. To always continue running (I’m one of the few bizarre people who actually enjoy it), but beginning the day after my wedding, I am placing a 5 mile max limit per day, along with a day cap at 4 days. This is a maximum. In realty my lazy ass will be lucky to run a combined 5 miles over 2 days, but I will run. (breaks out into the cab) okay yes I’m back. So yeah…

Moral of the story. Running sucks ass.


And the grandma on hey arnold is fabulous.

Okay, I am done. Goodnight.

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