TAKE THIS TO YOUR GRAVE & I'LL TAKE IT TO MINE

Overheard at Bloomingdales

Girl 1: so I called her a dirty, dirty whore
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: I didn’t like her glasses, they looked weird. Anyway, she responded by saying my Chanel bag looks fake, so I let her have it. I just have it to her.
Girl 2: you fought her?
Girl 1: well it started just bitching but then she slammed her locker closed and caught my scarf in it so we started shoving
Girl 2: and now you’re suspended for how many days?
Girl 1; just until the rest of the week, but I’m sure my dad will call and make sure my record is still clean. Just think of it as an extended vacation, and hey, im shopping while shes in class so who really won?

Oh New York.